О мой бог, автор вы сделали мне утро, день, неделю черт возьми!XDD
Не спрашивайте меня как я на это наткнлулась.

I mean, we all know that Sasuke has been assumed to be gay.
...
Oh don't you look at me like that!
Let's face it:
1. He never showed any sort of interest towards any woman.
(...Not that I'm aware of that is.)
2. He never showed any signs of having hormones.
(Dude, he's a guy. An adult guy.)
3. He pushed away every single girl that ever tried to touch him.
(I understand your fear of being raped, Uchiha, but come on!)
4. He went off to the snake pedophile Orochimaru for Christ's sake!
(Okay, yeah he did go to him for power but who knows what that pedophile has tried to do...)
And to top it off, the only person he's ever shown any sign of emotion to was Naruto.
(...I know he's your best friend, Sasuke-kun, but hey people who don't know you guys could be thinking you're both dating! ...Yeah it's that bad.)
And let's see the only actual fact that makes him not gay:
He said it himself that he wants to revive his clan.
Whoo such a valuable proof isn't it?
I mean, he could just take Naruto in his sexy jutsu form, screw him and get him pregnant...
...Oh god I've just given myself really bad mental images. (с) Источник.

И не смотрите на меня так, там пейринг Саске/СакураXDDDD Но... чертXD